I made up funny TFW theories:
“Flametail is the forgotten warrior because he is not in Sign of the Moon.”
“Cloudtail is caught eating cookies.”
“Leafpool and Crowfeather are not the father of Lionblaze, Hollyleaf, or Jayfeather. Squirrelflight faked everything to see Brambleclaw embarassed because it looks funny.”
“Firestar is found dancing in his den. His excuse is ‘I am an old kitty. I don’t want to die with back hurting.’”
“Cinderheart is not Cinderpelt. It’s the other way around.”
“Jayfeather admonishes Leafpool for helping him. She screeches ‘WOAH!!! LOOK OUT!! A MONSTER MADE OF CATMINT IS COMING!!!!!’ Jayfeather does not look behind. That is why you have seen him with stars in his fur. Get out of my den!!!”
“Crowfeather confesses Feathertail is alive, and Onestar gets angry, because she is kitting.”
“Sandstorm randomly runs up to a tree and scratches her back on it.”
“The Forgotten warrrior is Leafpool, and she says to Lionblaze ‘Why did you forget that I told you to come to the Warrior’s Den with me? Are you blind? THE CLAN HAS FORGOTTEN ME!! NO!!!!’”
“Smudge has a POV. It reveals that he likes waffles, and he gives them to Princess to share.”
“Millie says that she is the mother of Firestar. Firestar is grossed out, then whispers ‘Hey, Graystripe, we’re REEELLLAAATTTEEEDDD!!!’”
“The fourth cat is really Princess. She misses Firestar and says, ‘I am the fourth cat from the outside to join the Clan and keep my name.’”
(1. Daisy
2. Millie
3. Purdy
4. Princess)
This one you might have not gotten. People online are arguing about the flap in Sign of the Moon that states that now there must be four cats instead of three cats to help against the Dark Forest. But Princess is notified and takes it the wrong way.
“Rowanclaw is really Female. Tawnypelt’s mate is Littlecloud. Tawnypelt is grossed out.”
“Crowfrost catches Rowanclaw’s sickness and turns female. Then she asks Leaftail out. Leaftail says, ‘We don’t want another Leaf and Crow!!!!’”
“Ashfur meets Squirrelflight in a dream. He grabs a boombox playing ‘Paparazzi’ and sings, ‘I’m your biggest fan, I’ll follow you until you love me…’ Squirrelflight says, ‘No. You pressured me to get you into StarClan, I won’t do any more favors!’”
“Ravenpaw has a POV. Barley declares that he’s bored and wants to see Firestar. They do and then they grab a radio playing ‘Peanut Butter Jelly Time’ and the two dance to it. Firestar says, ‘What’s Peanut Butter?’ Then Graystripe shows Firestar some peanut butter and then the two share it and dance, too.”
“Molekit runs around screaming ‘EXTRA EXTRA!!! FIRESTAR DOES NOT ALLOW CLOUDTAIL TO EAT COOKIES!!!!!!’”
“One day Graystripe has a POV. He shows Firestar pie, and Firestar doesn’t know what pie is. Then all of the other cats yell, “YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT PIE IS?! OMW OMW OMW!! WE ALL KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT PIE AND YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PIE CAUSE WE’RE EPIC OH YEAH!!!!” Squirrelflight and Leafpool turn into cheerleaders and dance and sing, “Daddy doesn’t know about pie!” over and over. “SHUSH UP!” cries Firestar.”
“It is international Nappy Time Day. All of the cats celebrate it by eating cookies, getting hyper, and going to sleep. After all, first it’s circle time, then playtime, then nappy time!”
“Mosskit promises Snowfur she has a surprise. Snowfur agrees, then Mosskit shows her to a place. Then she yells, “Hit it!” and all of the kits come out and sing, “I got the joy joy joy joy down in my heart…”
“At the end of the book, Brambleclaw becomes leader and announces the deputy while Lionblaze has a POV. ‘He is golden!’ says Bramblestar.
Maybe it’ll be me! thinks Lionblaze.
“He has a ‘b’ in his name!”
It’s gonna be me!
“He’s been here for a while!”
OMW IT’S ME!!!!
“Please step up…..Brackenfur!”
Lionblaze grabs Bramblestar and shakes him while screeching, “I…WAS…SUPPOSED…TO…BE…DEPUTY!!!!!”
“Feathertail has a dream with Crowfeather. She growls, “THANKS A LOT FOR MAKING ME EXPECT TO HAVE KITS WHILE I WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE! ANYWAY, WHO TOLD YOU APPRENTICES COULD BE MATES?!” -.-
More coming soon.