The Ultimate Warrior guide on DONT’S!!!!

{ November 12, 2011 @ 5:02 PM } · { Warriors }

(AKA A bunch of funny warriors videos!!!)

RULE NUMBER ONE: NEVER TELL CROWFEATHER TO TALK ABOUT LOVE.

Feathertail: o.O

Leafpool: D:

Nightcloud: 8D

RULE NUMBER TWO: DON’T TALK TO TIGERSTAR ABOUT LOVE, EITHER.

Or he will go ninja and haunt your dreams. >:D

RULE NUMBER THREE: NEVER TALK TO SCOURGE ABOUT BROCCOLI.

o.O

RULE NUMBER FOUR: DON’T TELL CINDERPELT THAT YOU HAVE SWINE FLU.

Smooth, Cinderpelt. You are a truuuee medicine cat.

RULE NUMBER FIVE: NEVER EAT COOKIES.

Graystripe WILL find out. Enough said.

RULE NUMBER SIX: DON’T ASK TIGERSTAR ABOUT HIS DREAMS:

They’re scary!!! O.O

RULE NUMBER SEVEN: LEAFPOOL CAN NOT HEAL CATS WITH PILLS.

Admit it, Leafpool.

RULE NUMBER EIGHT: DON’T ASK SQUIRRELFLIGHT HOW SHE WANTD TO HAVE KITS IF LIONBLAZE, JAYFEATHER AND HOLLYLEAF WERE HER KITS.

*Note this was made in September of 2008, before Long Shadows came out.

RULE NUMBER NINE: NEVER TRUST FIRESTAR WHEN YOU WANT HELP WHEN YOUR CLAN’S DEPUTY IS EVIL!

You can’t always trust a leader…

RULE NUMBER TEN: NEVER START A DIARY.

Cinderheart, you better learn soon.

RULE NUMBER ELEVEN: DON’T TALK TO AN APPRENTICE ABOUT MATING. PLEASE!!!!

Poor Dovewing!

RULE NUMBER TWELVE: FIRESTAR DOES NOT LIKE WAFFLES.

Okay?!

RULE NUMBER THIRTEEN: CLOUDTAIL LIKES COOKIES!

The only thing I have in common with Cloudtail.

RULE NUMBER FOURTEEN: FIRESTAR IS SCARED OF ZEBRAS.

ZOMG

RULE NUMBER FIFTEEN: NEVER GO TO BURGER KING.

If you’re in ThunderClan…

RULE NUMBER SIXTEEN: DON’T GIVE HOLLYLEAF A STRAWBERRY.

Aww poor Hollyleaf.

RULE NUMBER SEVENTEEN: CROWFEATHER GOES TO BURGER KING. DON’T GO WITH HIM.

RULE NUMBER EIGHTEEN: LIONBLAZE WORSHIPS AN EXPLOSION. DON’T TRUST HIM!!!

o.O

RULE NUMBER NINETEEN: PLEASE FEEL BAD FOR NIGHTCLOUD.

She is sooo sad! TT.TT

RULE NUMBER TWENTY: FIRESTAR AND SANDSTORM OFTEN HAVE LITTLE SURPRISES WHEN THEY ARE  ALONE.

Watch!

BONUS: RULE NUMBER TWENTY-ONE: LEAFPOOL CAN SNAP, TOO.

Be A mEdIcInE cAt!!!!

RULE NUMBER TWENTY-TWO: WHEN YOU WANT TO KILL A CAT, DO IT BEFORE THEY BECOME LEADER.

Tigerstar didn’t listen!!

RULE NUMBER TWENTY-THREE: FIRESTAR IS NOT GOOD AT TELLING STORIES.

Poor Squirrelkit and Leafkit.

RULE NUMBER TWENTY-FOUR: HAWKFROST HATES WAFFLES, TOO.

Gueeezzzz whoooo mmaaaadddeee wafflez?!

LASTLY, RULE NUMBER TWENTY-FIVE: IF YOU ARE A WARRIOR CAT, BE YOURSELF.

LOL kinda funny. *Note: I don’t know if Firestar is saying what you think it is, but just in case…for more mature people.

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